1 / 4Crystal Penis Keychain
£4A cheeky little willy carved from real crystal, on a silver-coloured keyring and chain. A guaranteed laugh for hen dos, birthdays and secret Santa. Each one is natural stone, so colour and pattern vary a little.
A small, cheeky willy hand-carved and polished from genuine crystal, hanging from a silver-coloured chain and split keyring. The perfect silly gift for a hen do, a birthday card or a secret Santa, and still a real crystal underneath the joke.
Clip it to your keys, a bag or a zip. Each one is carved from natural stone, so the colour and markings of yours will be slightly different from the photo.
Choose your stone above.
Crystal meanings describe tradition and belief, not medical advice. Dust gently with a soft dry cloth, and keep coloured stones out of strong direct sunlight, which can fade some of them over time.
Rock Family members at Silver and above can have their crystals cleansed under the full moon in our shops, free. Next full moon: Mon 26 Oct.
Read the crystal care guide · Full moon cleansingShips in 1–2 days, free UK delivery over £40. Returns within 14 days of delivery, in original packaging.
